Sunday, October 29, 2017

I'm back.

Little Fox here and I am back home.  Drunk Fox did a great job but t's good to be back blogging.  

Some of you might remember that I left in July to find myself and on my soul searching journey I took some different modes of transportation than I am used to. 

I started with a plane ride in a propeller plane down to California.

Whose flying? 
Then I headed up to Washington State to travel by ferry. 
When you travel by ferry you often wait.
And Wait. 

After taking the ferry and eating a modest meal on the boat my money ran out.  Before I got off the ferry I talked to a deckhand to see if I could earn some extra money.  He said that if I unloaded the cars I could earn enough for bus fare to downtown Seattle.
"Hey pal, can I earn a few bucks?"
Turns out I am pretty efficient at unloading cars from a ferry.  Just proves my point, when you put a stuffy in charge you get stuff done. 
Now with some money back in my pocket I decided I need to take the bus to downtown Seattle.  At the docks I met a nefarious person and he said that he could book me on a freighter to Portland. 
I have a feeling I might be working on this boat.

The freighter I took was pretty good to me.  They dropped me off in Astoria, Oregon with a sack lunch, some money in my wallet and a voucher for a free piece of pie at the local restaurant.
There goes my boat.  Oh, off to the left if the restaurant with the free pie. 
Still not home yet. As luck would have it I found a small boat that could take me to Portland.  Now, in the boat business nothing happens for free so  I spoke to the captain and explained at how good of a supervisor I was and I was hired on the spot.  Now all I need to do is wait till we depart.  

Saturday, October 21, 2017

Prepping the house for LF's return.

Well, it's official.  Little Fox sent me a text (yes, he texts) and he is on his way back home. I am so excited that my friend is coming back.  The humans said that I better vacuum the carpet for Little Fox's arrival.  I don't know, this seems like a trick from the humans to get me to vacuum.
I have started to learn how to supervise better. See, I have decided to tell the humans they need to do chores like vacuuming and I will point out things to vacuum.  Aren't I helpful?
Humans, clean this up. 
I know what Little Fox would really like when he gets back.  That's right, fresh chocolate chip cookies.  I have all the ingredients: flour, chippos, butter, sugar and vanilla extract.
These cookies ought to cook up well. 
Ah, fresh cookies out of the oven.  It would be perfect if LF came home right now.  You know, fresh cookies, that freshly baked cookie smell, and a clean house. 
Now, I just need to supervise my humans to clean these dishes. 
Little Fox, were ready for you to come back.


Sunday, October 8, 2017

LF is alive and kicking

Hi Blog Pals,
I was checking up on LF's email today per his instructions.

Let's see, an email from  the Oregon Humane Society.  Looks like they are trying to end petlessness.  That seems like a good cause.  I will pay this bill.



An email from the ASPCA.  Well with such a cute cat on their website I better send them some money too (and it's only $.63 a day).
Something from the IRS.  I better forward that one onto LF's accountant.  Best to let a pro deal with the IRS.
An email from Starbucks.  Looks like a deal and since I have LF's credit card out I might as well visit Starbucks.


Oh, before I forget LF sent a video postcard.  I wonder what he is up to?

Seems like LF is getting a tad philosophical. I guess that's what happens when one finds oneself.